Desi wanted a certain hat for hat day- the kind that keeps you cooler because it doesn't cover the top...so she asked me
"Mom, where's the white geyser?"
Describing a fierce wind storm, she was in shock that even the "shin guards" were flying off the rooftops.
When Nathan was younger, he asked if he could sleep on the "crouton." (futon)
Love it when they crack me up in the middle of the day out of nowhere.